League of Lunches (Good Sport Magazine)

Most recent Half-Time Oranges editorial segment for Good Sport Magazine (4) with words by Long Prawn. A most complete pantry of sporting lingo – a slang bank spanning across the leagues. Mouth plays for goal scoring.

For those incredibly well versed in all sporting dialects, we hope you learn something new here, and for those who know nothing, study rigorously for sporty social occasions or taxi-cab small talk.

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Photography: James Whiting
Design: Never Now

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